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there's a lot of incoherent hatred of jews out there. i decided to conjecture that maybe they know something i don't -- maybe somehow being kinda incoherent gets followers.

so i wanted to give map props to all the jews out there for making the world a better place. i especially appreciate how they want to live in peace with non-jews. i don't go to sleep at night wondering if a jew will kill me before i wake up. and not being terrorists, man that's really good of you. and killing terrorists for me, that's cool too. i'm just no soldier. man, if it weren't for the jews, there would be lots more evil for'ners still alive who wanted to kill me. and i don't even own a big gun. so all the jews shooting guns for me, thanks a lot.

also, i wish i was a jew. then i'd be rich, i think. jews are so good at making the economy better. well, at least i'm richer thanks to them, even if i'm not jewish enough to be rich. one day if i'm really lucky maybe there will be so many jews that even I can be super rich. i'd like to be rich. and it'd all be thanks to the jews, who work so hard to make our economy so strong.

the jews have contributed so much to science it really blows the mind. do you know how many great scientists were jews? lots of them! man, even David Deutsch is a jew. what if some stupid terrorist had killed him? man, my life would be so much worse. it's a good thing the jews killed so many terrorists that that didn't happen.

you know who i really hate? the nazis. know why? they killed jews. man, if they hadn't done that, maybe europe wouldn't suck ass. i mean, if you kill everyone cool, you end up with a bunch of dorks. it's just logic. i wish the jews had killed all the nazis. that would have been super sweet. i can just imagine a big jew with a pair of axes going around hacking nazis down left and right. and then when he was done he'd probably sell the axes like a good capitalist. i bet he would. then someone else could use them, and we'd all be richer.

so, yeah, mad props to the jews. thanks for keeping it real and stuff. ^_^


Elliot Temple on November 25, 2003

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Unknown at 2:54 PM on November 25, 2003 | #189

you know who i really hate? the nazis. know why? they killed jews. man, if they hadn't done that, maybe europe wouldn't suck ass. i mean, if you kill everyone cool, you end up with a bunch of dorks. it's just logic. i wish the jews had killed all the nazis. that would have been super sweet. i can just imagine a big jew with a pair of axes going around hacking nazis down left and right. and then when he was done he'd probably sell the axes like a good capitalist. i bet he would. then someone else could use them, and we'd all be richer.



ur right that wud be so cool if jews killed nazis instead of visa versa . nazis not only killed jews he also killed irish and many other races . i am glad that curi is not anitsemetic unlike alot of kids in my school . i have a joke for any yall that wudnt ofend even jews (i am a jew so i can make this joke and not be mean) "why were the jews wandering the desert for 40 year???????" "someone lost thier wallet!

my dream has always been to make a time mahine and asassinate hitler when he was only a child so he couldnt kill so mnay people i am 13yrs old and would like to ask anyone if thier churches tell them that jews killed jesus . if they do i will set this straight , we jews didn5t kill him the romans who were afraid of loosing controll of the populace so he crusified jesus to make an example to the public .im glad that i cleared that up so hopefuly any readers of this dont think we killed him and have a bad stereotype of jews


Aaron the jew at 5:01 PM on January 27, 2004 | #190

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